I love watching Mad Money with Jim Cramer. The guy is so hyper and worked up all the time. I wonder if that's how I seem when I get all passionate about something.

His entire segment on Conan was great, but I especially loved when he talked about going to the Olive Garden for the unlimited breadsticks and salad.

"Every time I go to the Olive Garden, they take a beating. I hurt their earnings per share."

I love it.